Ten Reasons to live on the East Coast

1. Jon Stewart re-runs at times you can actually watch them
2. Homo sapiens @ 1 per sq.ft.
3. Jaywalking
4. Sex and the city doesn’t seem like far-off fantasy land
5. The rapid-fire tongue (in more ways than one)
6. Skin tones that go beyond beige
7. Dunkin’ Donuts and its $1-breakfast sandwich :)
8. Public transportation
9. Jughandles (good to make life complicated sometimes)
10. Good Old Faithful wool (doesn’t always have to be fleece, ya know?)

Ten Reasons to NOT live on the East Coast

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